i had a dream I was dating uncle jesse from full house

and then Mrs. Claus turned me into an elf, and wouldn’t turn me back unless I payed her $100,000 or gave her a house

and then uncle jesse was a wizard and so I was too lazy to put on makeup/buy clothes

so I made him do all that for me with magic, and I also made my butt bigger

good dream

found that bitch a house

and I was hotter